Stop, Drop and Roll Away
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manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

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fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming)

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kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

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trap-g0ddess:

Dis is me

trap-g0ddess:

Dis is me

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

image

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nasai:

dude selling something on pawn stars: i was thinking 500 dollars

rick: ill give ya 5 bucks i aint going any higher

dude selling something on pawn stars: thats ridiculous… deal. *5 minutes later* well i didnt get what i wanted but im pretty happy with what i left with today

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lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

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bowsertron:

monobeartheater:

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

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My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation

My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation

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burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

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awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

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(Source: acomas)

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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