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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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askmeifimadalek:

bofurthebrodwarf:

zetterbergs:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

#lies down

I love how terrified that girl looks

"quick becky if we’re rly quiet we can get away"

askmeifimadalek:

bofurthebrodwarf:

zetterbergs:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

#lies down

I love how terrified that girl looks

"quick becky if we’re rly quiet we can get away"

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aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

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parents: you need to go out more

parents: you need to exercise more

parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????

parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???

parents: why are you getting angry

"

Nice indicator dickhead!

"

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Australian proverb

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ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

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