Stop, Drop and Roll Away
2 hours ago
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smooth ass way to get a date 

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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retrospectivethoughtz:

hoodkage:

fatmanatee:

uncle ye


lmao 

Lemme call the illuminati lmao

retrospectivethoughtz:

hoodkage:

fatmanatee:

uncle ye

lmao

Lemme call the illuminati lmao

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daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

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gleeson666:

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

THIS EPISODE WAS FUCKED

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pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

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