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slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

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asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

niggasandcomputers:

fatherhood

😂😂😂😂

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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First day in a new school, the twins set their targets.

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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lord-anfelo:

lord-anfelo:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Panorama Photos Gone Wrong [via]

Previously: Animal Photobombs

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koolaidicecubes:

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milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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